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Fix Her UpNew York Times Bestseller Tessa Bailey Launches A Super Sexy New Series Featuring The Blue Collar Men Who Work For A HGTV Esq House Flipping Business.After An Injury Ends Travis Ford S Major League Baseball Career, He Returns Home To Start Over He Just Wants To Hammer Out His Frustrations At His New Construction Gig And Forget All About His Glory Days But He Can T Even Walk Through Town Without Someone Recapping His Greatest Hits Or Making A Joke About His Bat And Then There S Georgie, His Buddy S Little Sister, Who Is Definitely Not A Kid Any.Georgette Castle Has Crushed On Her Older Brother S Best Friend For Years The Grumpy, Bear Of A Man Working For Her Family S House Flipping Business Is A Far Cry From The Charming Sports Star She Used To Know But A Moody Scowl Doesn T Scare Her And Georgie S Determined To Show Travis He S Than A Pretty Face And A Batting Average, Even If It Means Putting Her Feelings Aside To Be Just Friends Travis Wants To Brood In Peace But The Girl He Used To Tease Is Now A Funny, Full Of Life Woman Who Makes Him Feel Whole Again And He Wants Her So Damn Bad Except Georgie S Off Limits And He Knows He Can T Give Her What She Deserves But She S Becoming The Air He Breathes And Travis Can T Stay Away, No Matter How Hard He Tries

!!> Download ➹ Fix Her Up ➾ Author Tessa Bailey – Buyphenergan500.us
  • Paperback
  • 400 pages
  • Fix Her Up
  • Tessa Bailey
  • English
  • 15 December 2018
  • 9780062872838

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  1. says:

    Dammit, Georgie You had to be exactly what I need, didn t you Best romance of 2019 Probably Holy shit, friends, Fix Her Up blew me and every expectation I had out of the water I will say, don t let the cute cover fool you, this book has many explicit sex scenes, but it was some of the best sex, and best dirty talk, I ve ever read in my entire life BRB, buying everything Tessa Bailey has ever written But this is a story about two people who grew up in the same small town together But when one comes back five years later, they both realize that maybe they can build a happier future with help from the other one Georgette Castle 23, An actual clown for children s birthday parties, and the baby of her family, and they always let her know it by never taking her seriously, no matter what she does Travis Ford 28, Newly retired professional baseball player, because of an injury But now he is very much struggling to be than just a baseball player, especially after moving back to his hometown Both Georgie and Travis want to be taken seriously, and they want to be than the expectations that are already placed upon them So they strike up a friendship agreement, that starts off with a few meals, some cleaning, and a fireplace, but eventually becomes a full on fake dating element so they can change what people think of them Travis wants desperately to look wholesome to the press so that he can get a job he wants, and Georgie wants people to see her as than a innocent comic relief And obviously sex has to be completely off limits, especially since Georgie is a virgin Which is something that they both start to find difficult, yet Travis starts to realize that he might not want to be a steppingstone for Georgie Meanwhile, Georgie knows that she wants things in life that Travis doesn t want to give her And, Lord, the angst is real, but it s perfect, and I was living my best life watching these two also figure out how to deal with their attraction Also, another reason this book means a lot to me is because of the story as to why I picked it up Basically, me and three of my best friends have a group chat that we constantly talk in throughout the day, and Chelsea set that group chat on fire describing the first sexual encounter in this book So immediately, me, and Jane, and Madalyn all went and bought the audiobook And we all listened together, updating swooning constantly, at our very different workplaces, and I will remember and cherish that experience forever Fuck, my friends are the best, truly Overall, this book was just perfect in my eyes, and I completely expect it to make my best of 2019 list come December The dirty talk was 11 10, the actual sex scenes were 11 10, and this was maybe the best fake dating setting I ve ever read in my life I am now obsessed with Tessa Bailey, and I feel so blessed that I am able to read her entire backlist now Blog Instagram Twitter Tumblr Youtube Twitch Content and trigger warnings for abandonment and an emotionally abusive parent Buddy read with Chelsea, Jane, Madalyn


  2. says:

    Re read 7 13 19 I know this book doesn t do it for everyone, but it really, REALLY does it for me It s SO CHARMING and SO FUNNY while also being SO SEXY and I just really fucking love it Also I would 100% die for Georgie, she s just SO CUTEEEEEEEEE Honestly y all everything about this book makes me grin from ear to ear and I M NEVER GONNA BE OVER ITOriginal read 6 13 19 Do not let this adorably unassuming cover fool you this book was NAUGHTY AS HELL and I loved it SO MUCH I buddy read this with Melanie and Jane and it was such a fucking great experience Brb while I immediately re read this bc I have a mighty ass need Holy shit, y all READ DIS BOOK


  3. says:

    This book is five years behind its time, as seen in its creepy, overprotective, easily angered love interest and an air headed, literal clown main character My list of things I disliked about this book was vast, but I just couldn t shake the feeling that I cannot BELIEVE this book was published in 2019, especially through such a massive publisher For me to have enjoyed this, I think it would need a huge facelift in how the love interest treats the main character, the descriptions were written, and how childish the characters came off Here s a breakdown of everything I didn t like The writing styleFrom metaphors and similes that literally made no sense to cringey dialogue to sexual descriptions that made absolutely no sense, this book needed an editor, bad Some things I let slide than others but the phrasing of this book was just SO awkward and I didn t vibe with the writing at all Travis s personalityTravis was. the worst love interest He considers Georgie his little sister for half the book but still sexualized the hell out of her in literally every single scene she s in He was also SO jealous and overprotective of her even when they weren t even together, and Georgie let him get away with doing super sketchy stuff like sabotaging a date just because she thought he was so hot The pacingI can t tell you if this book took place over 3 days or 3 weeks It was so messy and the author would throw in random scenes with random side characters to make it look like the book wasn t just focusing on the two main characters, but those scenes were so dry and pointless and you could tell they were included just so a token POC could have some time on the page I was so confused why these women made a club whose focus was hating men and yet all they did was get together and talk like friends do I skim read anything that wasn t the main drama because it was so boring and half baked.The cringeworthinessThe main problem in this book that made me cringe was the fact that Georgie is literally a clown as her career, which is a fact that the author brought up i shit you not almost every page From there being so many references to her clownery to the terrible dialogue especially during sex, or telling her things like You re about to meet your God in reference to his dick , I was cringing so often while reading this I cannot believe this author has dozens of previous books because this was so unpolished and needed a lot editing or at least someone to point out when dumb lines should ve been cut.Dumb childish main characterI mentioned before that this main character is a clown, and I cannot emphasize that enough She is completely stupid in a way that makes me ashamed that this book was written by a woman From letting herself be walked all over by Travis to enduring a whoAAAaA i didn t know i was hot transformation to literally being considered a child by everyone around her, it was just unbearable Her entire conflict in the book was trying to be legitimate so that people would take her seriously, but I still considered her a joke by the end of the book because her actions and dialogue were so ridiculous The sexYikes Any enjoyment that could have been gleaned from the sexy scenes was ruined by Travis s completely disgusting cringey terribly written dirty talk and the author s absurd descriptions From both a storytelling craft perspective and the actual situations themselves, the sex was horrid It didn t help that Georgie was a virgin, which Travis glorified really creepily and then the author later glossed over unrealistically There s public sex at a baseball field which definitely is a felony, and the rest of the scenes were either so absurd or so badly written that it was difficult to get through them like Travis fucking her wedgie or something equally as groan worthy, and not in a good way Also, the entire book Travis calls Georgie baby girl every other word, which quickly became a sure way to induce vomiting This book just wasn t for me whatsoever I feel like I read a 2014 Colleen Hoover romance If that s your jam, then go for it and enjoy it, but I could not get past its issues in order to read this story for what it is It just read SO childish and corny and borderline creepy and abusive The title should have warned me away from it, but I thought I would at least hang around for the smut Spoiler alert the smut is uncomfortable and cringey at best For screenshots of cringey quotes and my reactions, see my full thoughts here


  4. says:

    DNF CHAPTER 14 After several starts and stops, its official, I m pulling the plug on my first Tessa Bailey I kept telling myself that if I just pushed through a little further, at some point the story would really grab me At 182 pages, that little exercise has proven futile So, in the name of living reading my best life, I think it s time to cut my losses and move on to something worthy of my time.I can t deny, the uber cute, smile inducing cover made it darn near impossible to stop the runaway train of possibility in my brain But, as we all experience at one time or another, the cover no matter how great is in no way indicative of the journey that awaits the reader It all comes down to the combination of words and the feelings those words happen to inspire.I found Fix Her Up to be a recycled mix of one too many romance tropes, told through a cast of characters I couldn t take seriously, and sorry to say, all done with a bland delivery Bailey s words lacked the charisma necessary to keep this finicky reader engaged.And while there are bound to be hoards of readers who find virginal 23 year old Georgie quirky, I m not one of them How was I supposed to take the girl seriously when 1 she s a clown are there even any children on planet Earth that like clowns any , 2 she s never been on a date say what and 3 she just realized after a childhood of hand me downs that she could shop somewhere other than the thrift store insert eye roll here In Georgie s defense, fix her up correlates to the growth she strives for in multiple facets of her life career, home, and physical appearance improvements not only the fake relationship that she lands herself in Yawn.Those who know me best, know my inner giddy girl is not one to shy away from the steamy scenes BUT when that seems to be the only part of the story that s managing to hold my interest, it s time to cut and run Although, I ve gotta say, good ole Two Bats really knows how to make a girl blush wink As always, this is simply the opinion of one reader and a picky one at that You shouldn t let my thoughts hinder your own experience or keep you from delving into Georgie and Travis little scheme You never know, this might be your next favorite Thank you to Avon Books for sending a review copy


  5. says:

    Once you read a Tessa Bailey romance, there is no going back And FIX HER UP is not an exception because you will fall in love with Travis and Georgie instantly Instantly you are drawn to this marvelous cover, and then you read the synopsis and you think WOW GIVE ME THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THIS MOMENT Let me just start this review by saying that if you have not read a book by Tessa Bailey then why are you even here I mean, why are you waisting your time by reading this review Totally kidding maybe not I don t know But in all seriousness, if you have not read a book by Tessa then I HIGHLY recommend that you start as soon as you can There is no denying that Tessa s writing is unique in its own way The best kind of way that will have you drawn to the page, making you crave and through every turn of the page, every swipe you make, every word you may listen With FIX HER UP, she has gained so much respect than what I original had towards her, because of how she describes the female main character Georgie When you are first introduced to Travis and Georgie, you do not expect the scene that you read That s how Tessa bring the BAM to the beginning of the story Known from their childhood, and been neighbors who live in Long Island which is where I am from squeals , and grew apart because of their own differences Travis becoming a professional baseball player, whom throughout out ends up getting injured and his career comes to an end Georgie has known him since she was little, the youngest sister of Travi s best friend Steven Always running around and following them as a child She always attended all his games, Travis biggest cheerleader, Georgie became enad by him To him, Georgie has always been Steven s little sister that no one pays attention to But after one hangover morning, Travis perspective towards her changes in the best of way She is now all grown up, has bought her own house, is a clown for a living YUP You read that correctly, one of my favorite female characters of 2019 is a CLOWN FOR A LIVING Georgie is a clown for a living ladies a gentlemen, it does not get better than this And I am not being sarcastic at all Seriously I am NOT I love that Tessa has created a female role in which she enjoys the perspective of entertainment for kids Yes, it is a fictional story in a fictional world but I just adore how unique her career is in comparison to other careers we read about in romance novels She is an independent individual, in which is also another shot of perfection about this novel She is all grown up now, but grown up in the best of way that Travis slowly learns to adore and love most about her The affection he has towards her charisma and attitude really warms your heart You just want to hug Travis, you want to ravish him Of course in the best of ways wink wink But he is not only sweet, he is this possessive, jealous, delicious and scrumptious of a specimen Seriously ladies and gents, depending on your taste you will be enthralled at how lovable Travis truly is Especially when he is in awe of Georgie He wanted to give her pleasure Wanted to protect her And fuck the consequences, he wanted to turn himself into her addiction The story plot itself continues after agreeing to a deal of being in a fake relationship for the sake of his career and hers as well Pretending turns into wanting between them both when it comes down to the emotional and physical side of a relationship Travis restraint is at its thread or truly wanting Georgie, while she is virgin who is still enad with her childhood teenage crush Once they are together however, everything around dissolves and it s only them two The witch craft that Tessa has with her writing is one that always fascinates me and truly does leave me flabbergasted And once you read their story, your heart will forever be melted with Tessa s writing.Overall, FIX HER UP is a comedic romance novel that will forever be engraved to your heart Once you read Tessa s writing, there is no going back There is no thinking Oh should I read it There is only thinking adding to my TBR and my bank account is going to hate me laughs at own joke Thank you to Tessa for always being a sweetheart, Long Island girls have to stick together in the best of ways ARC galley kindly provided by Tessa, in exchange for an honest reviewFollow Me On Blog Instagram Facebook Twitter


  6. says:

    pros proposalcons baby girl he calls his dick two bats dude don t deserve her


  7. says:

    edit if you re going to be offended enough to shit talk me in a group chat and get all of your friends to block me because of this review, that s a bit immature 1 star reviews and people s opinions aren t a direct attack against you grow the fuck up The best thing about this book is my reading of it got multiple people to remove it from their TBR s and lower their ratings I ve read a lot of romance books in my time I ve seen as many descriptions of a man s genitals as you could imagine I ve heard the vilest things from a male s perspective But this book might be one of the worst I only read this because I heard the sex scenes were phenomenal, but I was literally crying laughing throughout them It felt like a joke I wasn t privy to Were they part of Georgie s clown routine me before this book i can t wait i ve finally found another 5 star romance book i can t wait for the steamy sex scenes me after reading the first chapter Georgie is over her family and friends not taking her or her job seriously As a clown who performs at parties, it s difficult for her to find someone who views her as an adult, instead of a little kid Travis has recently injured his shoulder after a successful baseball career and is now in remission His team no longer wants him, and he can t find a purpose any After he s offered a position as a sport s caster and discovers they re looking for a man who s settled down, Georgie proffers they fake date Not only will it help with the job offer, but she desires to expand her business, and having a man by her side may make that easier Something I want to point out that irritated me personally was the depiction of Travis shoulder injury I also have a torn rotator cuff, except I m not a professional athlete and have been denied treatment or surgery to dull the pain I ve endured eight hour shifts in complete agony, been told the pain is in my head by my own parents and doctors and forced to just live with it However, poor little Travis is given multiple surgeries because he s an athlete, and a little bump from Georgie makes him feel the need to rest for hours Not to mention, he takes Advil for the pain Anyone with an actually torn rotator cuff can tell you that regular pain killers do absolutely nothing to dull the agony it leaves you in Absolutely nothing This is such a dramatic thing to be annoyed with, but I haven t lived with this chronic pain since I was two years old to see a male act like it s no big deal, even after he was privileged enough to receive treatment I m fuming even thinking about the things I ve withstood while he rests for hours after a little pain If you believe this is an insignificant thing to criticise a book for, imagine being in agony for hours and withstanding it because people dismiss your pain Imagine a man getting treatment for it, getting knocked a tiny bit, then resting for hours Not to mention, it was a pretty shitty representation Where do I begin with my critiques of the romance Firstly, Travis literally isn t interested in her until she 1 gets a haircut and wears tighter clothes and 2 another man takes an interest in her I don t understand how that s romantic in the slightest It takes him a significant amount of time to realise his opinion should ve been the same before she changed, but I still thought it was gross behaviour With a handful of little sister tit Christ, Georgie He let her go like she d caught fire, but not before registering the fullness of her breast, the way it tucked into his palm like a sweet little peach, her nipple tightening on contact Y all were really thirsting over a man who referred to a girl as his little sister during sexual acts He literally grabs her boob early in the book and says little sister tit LITTLE SISTER TIT Then, during a sex scene, he proceeds to think about her as a little sister again It s disgusting and I don t understand why it s supposed to be sexy Please read the above quote and acknowledge that he thought of her in a young, sisterly way while TOUCHING HER BOOB and LIKING IT Again, how is this romance Why does everyone think it s sexy Virgin or not, you ve thought about riding this dick or you wouldn t have dropped your skirt for me Tell me I m right In addition, I hated how Travis would constantly point out Georgie was a virgin and he was the first man to participate in sexual acts with her Even the thought of kissing her virgin lips and being the first man to claim her mouth had me cringing so hard, I think I have a kink in my back now I despise the notion that all women in romance books have to be virgins and only have sex with one man in their lives, while their male counterparts have slept with the entire population of a small country Sexual pain slashed across his face, his body growing rigid Baby girl I pump against this pussy one time and I m not coming anywhere but balls deep Those panties are history You hear me You see how fucked up I am An earthquake Her orgasm obliterated her, twisting her loins like a pretzel and squeezing while her legs fought for purchase against the overwhelming nature of it My dinner came back up my throat multiple times while reading this book The sex scenes that everyone said were phenomenal were the most cringeworthy things I ve ever read I sat in my bed with tears streaming down my face, cackling uncontrollably because none of this was steamy It made me never want to read a romance book ever again The above quote wasn t even the worst of it But he d get over that part They hadn t engaged in the main event, so he probably just had some extreme form of blue balls If it meant spraining his fucking wrist, he d handle the problem sooner or later She was the epitome of wholesome Until he got her on her back, apparently Nothing wholesome about how she came His dick pushed against the front of his fly and he cursed If I discovered a man had these thoughts about me, I would fucking floor it to a separate country It s disgusting The sheer amount of references Travis made towards his hard dick was disgusting and off putting These characters are both constantly objectifying each other, though, I ll balance it out I don t think anything that seriously utters the phrase concrete buttocks should get than 1 star I m serious Read the first chapter DON T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING BABY GIRL PET NAME I gagged It wasn t cute in the slightest It additionally helps that he always refers to Georgie as a little sister and a fucking baby girl What are you trying to tell us, Travis Romance aside, this book was fucking boring beyond words The fake dating aspect doesn t begin until 40%, with Travis being an absolute asshole the entire time, only just learning from his mistakes The only thing I could appreciate about this was Georgie and Rosie s characterisation, otherwise, it was an absolute hellish experience My eyes are sore from rolling them back into my head so often This book has honestly put me off reading romance books And that s a lot coming from me I m sorry if this review is abrasive and informal, but I m genuinely mad people advertised this as the best romance book of our time, and it absolutely sucked ass I wish my expectations weren t so high for it, then I would ve at least given it a 2 star rating.


  8. says:

    calling your dick two bats isn t cute Travis is a dummy bitchis he trying to be batman baby boy, you could never also, Georgie from this book reminds me of Georgie from IT and the Georgie in this book is a clown but the Georgie in IT got eaten by a clown this book was boring and the only thing giving me motivation to read this were the sexy scenes Travis is the actual clown I also cannot get over how he said My dick aches so bad Make it stop LMAOO it s just so funny Your dick is always aching It will never stop this book was trashbuddy read w a Sol


  9. says:

    Well, it s official Tessa Bailey is my love language That was so incredibly satisfying, and I m thrilled to see that a sequel featuring Rosie and Dominic is in the works Also I highly recommend doing yourself a favor and snagging the audiobook if you re the listening type, because Charlotte North is a confirmed angel Audiobook borrowed from the library via Hoopla


  10. says:

    Holy Steamy, Explicit Sex Scenes Do NOT let that cutesy cover fool you, 3 for the story, definitely 5 for the steam sorry, not sorry so I m going with the in between rating of 4 Georgette Castle may be a professional clown hmm, can a clown make for a sexy leading lady I had some trouble accepting that but I digress but as the youngest in her family, all she wants is to be taken seriously Travis Ford is forced into early retirement from baseball due to a career ending injury In order to pursue a different career in baseball he has to ditch his bad boy image Can a staged romance help both of them achieve their goals Here s the thing this is not a serious book It s fun, it s flirty and yes, it s ridiculous at times can I just mention that Travis nickname is Two Bats Two BATS and one is not referring to his baseball bat and it s chock full of steamy sex scenes So if that s the type of read you love or are simply in the mood for pick it up

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